I try not to swear all that much in my writing for a number of reasons that do not need enumeration here. I definitely don’t like to use language such as I have used on the title of this post, but with that being said….here are the steps of not giving a fuck.
Step 1. I admit and realize that most times I am incapable of giving a fuck.
Step 2. I recognize that there is a power out there that could possibly help me to give a fuck, but I have yet to find it.
Step 3. I have made a conscious decision to not give a fuck.
Step 4. I have made a moral inventory of myself and decided that I truly do not give a fuck.
Step 5. I have admitted to my Higher Power, myself, and all of my friends that I do not give a fuck.
Step 6. I embrace not giving a fuck.
Step 7. I recognize that I have shortcomings, and I do not give a fuck.
Step 8. I have made a list of people I do not give a fuck about.
Step 9. I have told these people that I do not give a fuck.
Step 10. I constantly examine the world around me, and when I don’t give a fuck I freely admit to it.
Step 11. I have sought through reflection, and meditation an understanding of whether or not I truly do not give a fuck. And I don’t.
Step 12. Help all of those around me to understand that most times I do not give a fuck.