12steps

I try not to swear all that much in my writing for a number of reasons that do not need enumeration here.  I definitely don’t like to use language such as I have used on the title of this post, but with that being said….here are the steps of not giving a fuck.

Step 1.  I admit and realize that most times I am incapable of giving a fuck.

Step 2.  I recognize that there is a power out there that could possibly help me to give a fuck, but I have yet to find it.

Step 3.  I have made a conscious decision to not give a fuck.

Step 4.  I have made a moral inventory of myself and decided that I truly do not give a fuck.

Step 5.  I have admitted to my Higher Power, myself, and all of my friends that I do not give a fuck.

Step 6.  I embrace not giving a fuck.

Step 7.  I recognize that I have shortcomings, and I do not give a fuck.

Step 8.  I have made a list of people I do not give a fuck about.

Step 9.  I have told these people that I do not give a fuck.

Step 10.  I constantly examine the world around me, and when I don’t give a fuck I freely admit to it.

Step 11.  I have sought through reflection, and meditation an understanding of whether or not I truly do not give a fuck.  And I don’t.

Step 12.  Help all of those around me to understand that most times I do not give a fuck.