Check this out, even Slate.com thinks Chester is acting a little on the sinister side.
I am not the only one, so it seems. Even though it was my creepiness meter that went off of the charts when I was watching the newest commercials.
And just what is this Orangeunderground anyway? Just who are these folks? And what do they really want? Will we ever be safe snoozing on airplanes again? Not everyone can help that they snore.
This is messing with my mojo in a large way. Just who does Chester think he is? And why pushed him over the edge so that this new sinister side comes out? Who is responsible for my not being able to sleep because of all of this foolishness?
I want to know.
I demand to know.
But not if it gets cheetos shoved up my nose.