* It is 7:30 in the morning. Who could you need to talk to on that damned phone.
* If you are never going to allow people to be on the balcony, why was one built on the corporate office? Or are you trying to keep people from jumping?
* If you had to sit all day in a food safety seminar you would never eat at another restaurant.
* Washing your hands IS the way to better health.
* My ass is numb.
* My brain left around lunch time.