The things in my head:
If you continue to ride my ass as I drive down this road, I might just have to hit my brakes. Your ultimately newer SUV will not look that good with the bed of my 12 year old truck protruding from your grill.
I am going 10 mph over the speed limit. Get off of my ass.
Peanut butter no bake cookies are a gift from Yaweh.
I have a neighbor who is a lawn mowing maniac. He not only mows his. He mows his neighbor on the other side of him, along with the neighbor on the other side of THEM, and two lawns across the street. And I just finished harvesting the hay in my front yard. He came home, saw my freshly mown lawn, and just about killed himself galloping out to his shed to get his mower out. Not to be outdone.
His wife has this thing about sweeping their driveway.
Namaste.
