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The things in my head go 'round and 'round

This is my life. You can't have it.

Archive for January, 2009


Lets keep this random things thing going

Is that even a sentence?

1. As the song says, there hasn’t been a day when money hasn’t got in my way. Let’s leave that without a long drawn out explaination, ok?

2. I look forward to my vacation down on the North Carolina shore so much each year, that it hurts. I need to live on the ocean. In a warm climate. But not too warm, because I sweat like no other.

3. Bet you are glad that you read that part, now aren’t you?

4. I am a cyber-stalker. I try to find old classmates, and friends constantly. And when I do find them, I start inundating them with the craziness that goes on in my head and they usually end up not writing back to me.

5. I am not really crazy.

6. I think.

7. Everyone who owns a 4-wheel drive vehicle needs to go through a training course on how to use that vehicle so that it doesn’t become a death machine for the rest of the populace at large. You know who I am talking about. And you know who you are. Learn how to use it, or we will blow it up.

8. My dog is the most fierce, ferocious zombie killer there is. But she doesn’t like to go out in the rain. So if there is a zombie attack while it is raining me and my family are screwed.

9. I am still trying to figure out how to make $1,000,000 by blogging. The money is just not rolling in like it should. This is disappointing.

10. Done for now. Anyone have anything to add?

Namaste.

The randomness of 25 random things

A whole bunch of you folks have been searching “25 random things about me” and have ended up here.

Hi.

Since you stopped by I thought that I would shoot you 25 more.

1. I loved reading “The DaVinci Code” so much more than seeing the movie. But then I really don’t like the movie adaptation of any book.

2. I am sad that Harry Potter books are no longer being written. I really loved that series of books.

3. I am drawn to dark movies such as “The Matrix”, and the “Underworld” series. And I just saw the second Resident Evil film. Have to check out the last one here pretty soon.

4. I have to brew another batch of beer next week.

5. I need to come up with another beer recipe soon.

6. I need a vehicle with 4-wheel drive so that I don’t have to putt behind the rest of the 2-wheel drive weenies when it snows.

7. As much as I hate Mark Harmons acting, I love “NCIS”.

8. When it gets nasty, and snowy like it was today I would rather do nothing than nap in a room with a fireplace.

9. I want a house with a fireplace.

10. And why not have a 2 car garage to go with it.

11. And I really like the idea of raising alpaca.

12. I am driving a truck that I bought in 1994, and has 258,000 miles on it.

13. I suck so much at workplace politics.

14. I once spent an entire afternoon before a Super Bowl game running around Columbus, Ohio searching for big enough pieces of foam rubber to turn into cheese head hats. That was a lot more enjoyable than watching 10 minutes of the game and having the boys get bored.

15. My sons gave me a complex because they always got bored doing things with me.

16. I thought that owning your own business was cool, until I found out how much freaking work went in to it.

17. In growing older I have become quirky. This is scary to me.

18. I have this thing about sleeping in a quiet room. I have to have white noise, usually a fan, running.

19. I really miss “The West Wing”.

20. I really don’t like the main character in “Burn Notice”. He is just a tad to smug, and smarmy for my taste.

21. I keep waiting to see if my eldest son decides that he wants to get a tattoo with me.

22. I am trying to decide whether or not to get more worms for this next spring and summer.

23. And if I get them, will I try to over winter them?

24. How many of you are brave enough to do this?

Send me you random things putting them in the comments, and I will post them here. Give it a shot, it is very freeing.

Namaste.

25 freaking random things about me that are going around in my head

On Facebook there is this little phenomenon going on where you reveal 25 things about yourself that your friends might not know. Thought that I would share them with you also.

Feel special?

1. I am not as confidant as I like to seem. I am riddled by doubt that I hide by bravado.

2. I really thing that Chester Cheetah is up to something not good.

3. There is a writer in my that is just waiting to get out. I know it. I can feel it.

4. Or maybe it is just gas.

5. I have been making beer for the past few years, but I find that I give more of it away than I drink.

6. Making beer has turned me into a beer snob.

7. I find it amusing that I consider myself a snob at all.

8. I miss my sons, and eldest daughter every day.

9. I am not happy that my youngest daughter is pulling away, now that she has become a teenager.

10. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

11. I constantly think about the things that I have done in my life, and wonder “what if”.

12. I strive to be someone my kids can look up to.

13. I have been accused of being the “good-time Dad”, the one that lets the kids get away with murder. In actuality, I just like having fun with my kids. I can discipline them later.

14. I would be happiest with my kids living within a mile radius of me.

15. My kids would hate it.

16. I hate doing these kind of things because I censor everything so that I don’t seem so weird.

17. I am really weird.

18. Blogging is great fun when you have squirrels running around in your head yelling out random statements.

19. I think that I should have censored that.

20. Am I done yet?

21. I want to play guitar as well as Glenn Elliot.

22. Hell, I want to play guitar WITH Glenn Elliot. And not make a fool of myself.

23. Along those lines, I find it amusing that none of my biological children have the voice that my step-daughter does.

24. I loved being the backup band when The Princess was in elementary school.

25. I am now done.

A Chester Cheetah Primer

If you are visiting for the first time, or have been around for just awhile you might know about my campaign to warn the world of Chester Cheetah and his dark side.

I discussed it here, and here. And let us not forget this.

Beware, people. Beware.

Chester Cheetah has returned from the Dark Side

Not that he has changed his ways, he hasn’t. But Chester took a brief hiatus and is not back. Encouraging people to do things to people that irritate them. And you just have to know that Chester has his own agenda in all of this, as can be seen in this clip:

So beware people. Chester is back, and who knows what he has been up to in the interim. He is evil behind his silky voice,and devilish demeanor.

Beware.

Geico in the fast lane

As I drive around the Harrisburg area involved in my daily activities I sometimes wonder if the premiums cover the speeding tickets, and any accidents of the local offices.

I will explain that in a second, but first let me say “Thank You” to Geico for getting rid of the cavemen. They had run their course about a week after they were introduced. The gecko, no big deal I can palate that campaign. The eyes on the money thing? I don’t get it, please don’t try to explain it to me just get rid of it. Thanks.

Now. We have a local Geico office who has their logo emblazoned on a car. And I see that car zipping around Harrisburg on a regular basis. In and out of lanes, going over the speed limit, the whole nine yards. That raises the question of whether the premiums paid by the individual policies go to take care of the tickets that the driver of the company vehicle gets.

Interesting thought, isn’t it?

Say what you mean, and mean what you say

I knew as I hit the “publish” button on my previous blog entry that I would have to answer for what I had written. To someone. Most likely family.

When I write about my childhood, or my family there is always so much back story that should be written and I don’t, that some of it is left out.

I grew up in Michigan, in a rural community. I had a pretty charmed childhood. Both of my parents worked hard. Mom worked in a grocery store, and Dad installed flooring, carpets and tile. You name it, my Dad could do it, and do it well. They both worked long hours to sustain the family. We didn’t have a lot of things, but where we lived, we had more than what we needed. No one went to bed hungry, no one went to bed worrying about where they were going to be the next day. I love my parents, and my brothers. Even though my brothers have no taste in college football teams.

I had the run of the surrounding area. I regularly rode my bike for miles out of town without telling anyone. I regularly hitch-hiked without telling anyone. I was able to do this because of the time we lived in, and because of the area we lived in. Yeah, bad things happened to people, but not to people we knew. We swam in nearby lakes, we ate fruit out of the nearby orchards, we ate grapes from the nearby vineyards. My parents had really great friends that they played cards with. I have, or had now that some of them have passed, 2 great Aunts, my Fathers sisters, with their husbands and kids. One of them had a lake cottage that we would go to on a regular basis. Life was good. And I got to do what I wanted pretty much all of the time. And that has come across as my being spoiled.

I have never looked at myself as that. Growing up I just never had to report to anyone what I was doing, or what I was going to do. I just did it. I don’t know why that was. I never questioned it. But it is something that I don’t allow my kids to do. I try to weasel my way into my kids lives as much as I can. Because I know that even with all that I had growing up, all of the liberties I was given. I know that there should have been more structure.

There is a saying that has stuck with me over the years that goes “If you can’t be a shining example, then you have to be a horrible warning.”

My words to live by.

7 degrees of seperation

I got tagged by a friend to do this exercise where you talk about 7 things that people don’t know about you.

That is easy. At least for me. You guys don’t really know diddly squat about me.

Until now.

I could easily become one of those people who never leave their homes.

My job has me dealing face to face with people every day. I listen to their gripes, and I massage their egos. I manipulate people to get the work that I need to be accomplished done. And when I get home I would just rather not have to talk any longer. Cause there is a little bit of slime on me that just doesn’t seem to come off.

I have a better realtionship with my Father today than I did when he was alive.
My Dad died in November of 1996. Growing up, I didn’t have what I would have categorized as a great relationship with him. I know that my parents loved me. I loved them. But I know that I disappointed my Dad numerous times. And he just wasn’t that communicative to discuss it with me. Now that he is gone, I talk to him every day. I ask him for advice, and when I look in the mirror in the morning he is there looking back at me.

If I could make a living at it I would be playing music.

Music is how I dealt with growing up. Music is how I helped put myself through college. I would gladly drop what I am doing right now to play again.

Don’t ever make the mistake of talking about my intellect.
For some reason, just because I am a large person, some people think that I am not intelligent. I carry a 140 IQ. Much higher than the average population. Don’t talk down to me, and don’t mistake what you see with what I am.

I have the attention span of a gnat.
I don’t know if it is ADD, or what, but I am easily bored.

That is not 7, but that is all that I got for now.

Namaste.

Facebook is crack

Since the holidays I have been chasing down the rabbit hole that is facebook.

Chasing what, I don’t know. Nor do I care. The fact that I was involved in a chase as all that really mattered.

Facebook is crack.

Vampire Wars. Mafia Wars. Pathwords. I play them all constantly throughout the day. Trying to grow the number of other addicts that I bring in. Trying to win battles, string together enough letters to make larger words. Trying to score.

Facebook is crack.

I need an intervention.

Don’t make me mad

As I have directed a bunch of people over here to read this.

Like “this” is an actual place and not a graphic representation of a bunch of electric impulses. Sheesh.

Whatever….

Last week Saturday MLW and I along with some friends, and some of their friends all went to a brew pub in Harrisburg called Appalachian Brewing Company. Our friends, not to be mistaken for THEIR friends, (who MLW and I know and like quite a bit….) had made reservations for our large party of 10.

Did I mention that there were 10 of us? Hungry, thirsty guys and gals. Just keep that in mind.

So we get to the Brewery, which also has a restaurant, only to find that they had messed up our reservations. Pretty much forgot about them. So they put us at a couple of different tables seperated by a wall. One that you could talk over. You know what I mean.

So there we sat. Us, and our friends. Waiting for the remaining 6 to join us. Waited. Thirsty. 4 of said friends came in and sat at the table that was seperated from us by the talking overable wall. And we did talk. And my table watched as a waitress came to their table and took their drink orders.

Have I mentioned that we haven’t seen a waitress yet? Very thirsty. And this is a Brew Pub.

Then their waitress took their appetizer order. And my table is getting thirstier.

When their appetizers came, I had had enough. I went up to the Manager and introduced myself. Reminded him that our reservations had been screwed up, and that he had us seated in an area where there is no waitress. Asked him if he wanted our busines, or should we go up the street. Said Manager assured me that he wanted our business, and got a waitress to come to our table.

A surly waitress. You know the kind. You wonder if they are spitting into your drinks before they bring said drinks. Which we hadn’t gotten to yet.

Moving on. Said waitress took our drink orders. FINALLY!! And we were momentarily happy. MLW and the her wife counter part had ordered water, and wc ordered root beer, while MLW ordered ginger beer. Both brewed on the premises with the beer. My husband counterpart and I ordered a sampler of the house beers. 8 different beers. Keep that in mind, as it will come into play here in a few sentences.

The wives drinks arrived. Well, 3/4’s of them. The water was their, and so was the root beer for WC. But no ginger beer for MLW. Not good. MLW inquired where her ginger beer was and surly waitress says, “we are out of it. And you probably wouldn’t have liked it to begin with.”

Not a good move. MLW does not like it when people presume to know what she does, and doesn’t want. Especially when she doesn’t even know the person. And she informed the surly wench of such, and ordered a root beer.

Surly wench drug her knuckles back to her lair of despair.

She came back with MLW’s root beer, and our sampler of beer. Or should I say 3/4’s of our sampler. Yes, you guessed it. 6 out of 8 beers. When asked where the other two glasses were, she said that “they have run out of glasses.”

I asked how could a pub run out of glasses, and got a shrug for my trouble.

At which time I told her that maybe she could go to the front of the restuarant and get 2 glasses out of the case where they are selling the glasses to the public, wash them, and get my the rest of my fricking beer!! It was bad enough to have screwed up out reservations, seated us in a waitress-less section, and then give us a knuckle dragger as a stand in, mess up MLW’s drink order, and finally mess up a beer order.

Have I mentioned that this is a Brew Pub? Inside a working brewery?

With all of that said and done. The food was excellent. Top notch.

The beer, not so much. I was not thrilled but by one called a zoileg lager. It was really good.

And that was the story of our Big Saturday Night Out. We went to see Steve Earle which is another story.

Namaste.