In a surprising announcement that has both the Financial, and Automotive worlds stunned, super retailer Walmart has stated that they will be buying General Motors.
When asked why this sudden decision, an unidentified Walmart source stated, “This just makes sense. We advertise American products, what is more American than GM?”
But what about the unions? Walmart has been in the news many times concerning the corporate position of their stores being non-union. When this questions was asked of our unidentified source, they answered, “Once the sale is complete we will shut down all of the plants for 60 days, and re-open with non-union labor. We can hire 4 people for the amount of money most of the autoworkers are currently earning. With not having the union driving up our payroll percent, we can drive car prices right down there.”
Walmart/Gm. Kind of makes you wonder, eh?
April 20th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
[...] In a wild, and wacky move that has the financial, and automotive worlds freaked out Walmart has announced that it will be buying General Motors. [...]