I have this addictive personality. And an impulse control problem.
Not that anyone who I know who also has a Facebook account could tell.
Just because I have become a Facebook stalker.
Sorry.
I promise to try to be just a bit better. But, who wouldn’t want instant access to their kids? They have all blocked me on their cell phones. No one answers when I call. Mostly.
Gotta go. Gotta see what the kids are up to.
namaste.
Today I have spent a good portion of my day washing dishes. Load after load of dirty dishes. It has seemed that I just finish one load, put it away, and I have another load ready to go.
Where the hell are these dishes coming from? There has only been the three of us here. It isn’t as if we have been on some mad food binge. I am tired of washing dishes.
And it isn’t as if I have my hands immersed in a sink full of dishes. We have a dishwasher. I am just tired of loading, and unloading this beast. Maybe I should have someone like this:
trained to do my dishes. Wasn’t there a movie about using vampires as slaves? It was made sometime in the 90’s I do believe.
Of course, you wouldn’t want to turn your back on them. Or go to sleep at night. Just in case, you know.
Great.
Now I am going to be creeped out.
Namaste.
The things in my head:
Is everyone watching American Idol? Right now? Do you hate the Jonas Bros. as much as I do?
Or do you love them as much as The Princess does?
Seal did not sound as good as I have heard before. But that song that he did was a favorite.
Just a few of the things going ’round and ’round in my head.
I was writing about the Apple Ipod here, what do you think about it?
Namaste.
Interesting. Very interesting.
This site has gone down twice today. Both times after I have written about the Emerald nuts commercials, and linked them to Chester Cheetah.
Maybe the Orangeunderground is on to me.
But the Emerald Nuts company was the first company to show their product on The Dark Side. You have seen the commercials. Robert Goulet going around a cubicle hell messing up peoples desks. Only seen by the guy eating Emerald Nuts.
Then there is the one with the Robert Palmer girls putting make up on a guy taking a snooze in the backyard. Creepy.
What is it with all of our marketing characters going over to the Dark Side? Who is next?
Cap’n Crunch? Toucan Sam? The Silly Rabbit from the Trix commercials?
And Why? Why are they doing this, and what do they want?
I will stay vigilant. You do the same.
Namaste.
Check this out, even Slate.com thinks Chester is acting a little on the sinister side.
I am not the only one, so it seems. Even though it was my creepiness meter that went off of the charts when I was watching the newest commercials.
And just what is this Orangeunderground anyway? Just who are these folks? And what do they really want? Will we ever be safe snoozing on airplanes again? Not everyone can help that they snore.
This is messing with my mojo in a large way. Just who does Chester think he is? And why pushed him over the edge so that this new sinister side comes out? Who is responsible for my not being able to sleep because of all of this foolishness?
I want to know.
I demand to know.
But not if it gets cheetos shoved up my nose.
Namaste.
