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The bad seed

Published April 6th, 2008 in cartoon characters gone bad, creepy, Insanity, sinister, television | 2 Comments »

Interesting. Very interesting.

This site has gone down twice today. Both times after I have written about the Emerald nuts commercials, and linked them to Chester Cheetah.

Maybe the Orangeunderground is on to me.

But the Emerald Nuts company was the first company to show their product on The Dark Side. You have seen the commercials. Robert Goulet going around a cubicle hell messing up peoples desks. Only seen by the guy eating Emerald Nuts.

Then there is the one with the Robert Palmer girls putting make up on a guy taking a snooze in the backyard. Creepy.

What is it with all of our marketing characters going over to the Dark Side? Who is next?

Cap’n Crunch? Toucan Sam? The Silly Rabbit from the Trix commercials?

And Why? Why are they doing this, and what do they want?

I will stay vigilant. You do the same.

Namaste.

Chester part deux

Published March 28th, 2008 in creepy, sinister | 2 Comments »

Check this out, even Slate.com thinks Chester is acting a little on the sinister side.

I am not the only one, so it seems. Even though it was my creepiness meter that went off of the charts when I was watching the newest commercials.

And just what is this Orangeunderground anyway? Just who are these folks? And what do they really want? Will we ever be safe snoozing on airplanes again? Not everyone can help that they snore.

This is messing with my mojo in a large way. Just who does Chester think he is? And why pushed him over the edge so that this new sinister side comes out? Who is responsible for my not being able to sleep because of all of this foolishness?

I want to know.

I demand to know.

But not if it gets cheetos shoved up my nose.

Namaste.

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