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So what have you been up to lately?

Life around our household has been interesting to say the least.  I managed to conract an infection in my foot making it impossible to put on a shoe and be mobile.  And seeing as

my job requires me to be a ble to walk around the store so that I know what is going on, not being able to walk was a hinderance so I spent the week between Christmas and New Years with my foot elevated.  sounds a lot more fun than it actually was.  Believe me.  Because being home at that time meant that I was home with MLW and The Princess.  That never ends well.  Too much time together and we start to get on one anothers nerves.  Really bad.  And I am the one who starts it because I am not as nice as MLW is.

That being said, I also spent some time learning how to make soy candles, something that I had done years ago but had gotten away from.  Actually, I didn’t make soy candles we made parrafin candles and had a great time with it, but this time around I am planning on making some soy candles.  I also made another batch of my famed Out Cider hard cider for some friends.  Said friends keep hounding me as to when this batch of cider is going to be ready for consumption, and if they keep it up it will never be ready for them.  I unfortunately have not brewed the latest batch of Imperial Red Ale because, hello!  Have you noticed how freaking cold it has been outside?  I am not a cold loving kind of guy.  And even though I do enjoy brewing some good beer, standing outside in the cold during the process is not my cup of tea.  Sorry.  I am not a cold lover.

This week we have the Pennsylvania Farm Show in town.  This event happens every year in January as an excuse for all of us who have gained 50 lbs over the holidays to pack on just a couple more.  something to make feel that much worse about ourselves before we get into the rest of the winter.  The best part of the Farm Show is the food.  Potato donuts, french fries, baked potatoes with real melted butter on top.  Deep fried vegetables fried cheese, fried mushrooms, fried everything.  They have really good milk shakes, and honey ice cream, and warm apple dumplings with ice cream, and oh my god pretty much anything else you might want to eat.  Really good fried tilapia, pulled pork sandwiches, beef BBQ, meatball sandwiches, blooming onions, onion rings.  I am salivating just thinking about all of that really good fried food that is waiting to clog up my arteries somemore.  If you have never been to the Farm Show and are going to be around the Harrisburg area this week you have got to stop by and check it out.

And don’t forget to look at that animals, cause there are about a billion 4-H kids around who have been raising all of the cows, and horses, and chickens, and such who like to show their animals offf.  We can’t forget about the kids.  It wouldn’t be right if we did.  But once you have gotten that out of the way you can head for the food court.  I will see you there.

The Capital One Bowl

The LSU Tigers are playing the PSU Lions in the Capital One Bowl as we speak.  And it doesn’t look like that much fun.  The rain has been coming down all week in Florida, and the field is a complete mess.  For those of us who are my age and have never played on artificial turf, it sucks playing on a wet, cold field.  Mud is no fun to play one.

No score as of yet, both teams had a 3 and out on both of their opening drives.  LSU just was called for pass interference.  Penn State first and 10 on the 35.  The last time these teams met was in 1974.

Paterno is going for his 24th bowl victory.  Penn State just can’t hold on to any passes.  The football is wet and it is hard as a greased pig to hold on to.  Another 3 and out. 

This is going to be a low scoring, nasty football game.

With 1:54 to go in the first quarter, Penn State scores with a 37 yard pass.  Penn State 7, LSU 0.

Penn State kicks a field goal at 5:22 left in the second quarter.  Penn State now leads 10, LSU 3.

Penn State intercepts a LSU pass at 3:46 in the second quarter.  On their first down they take it inside the 9 yd line. 

And with only 8 seconds left on the clock Penn State hits a field goal to go ahead of LSU 13 to 3.

Now That The Holidays Have Come

So, Halloween has come and gone.  Most of the candy is out of the house.  The decorations have been taken down, and put away.  Now we get ready for the end of year holiday onslaught. 

 

More decorations to dig out and put up.  The time changed back an hour.  Which really messes me up this time of year.  I don’t have much trouble in the springing forward part, but this falling back really takes its toll.  I think because of all the darkness.  You get up in the dark, go to work in the dark, and then come home in the dark.  Dark, dark, dark.

 

Growing up, holidays took on a different feel.  I grew up in a good sized family.  2 Aunts, and 2 Uncles.  A smattering of cousins tossed in for good measure.  And that was just on my Dad’s side.  My Mom had 10 Brothers and Sisters, but we didn’t see them as much as they lived on the Detroit side of Michigan.  And we can’t remember my Grandparents.  Earl and Vida lived on a farm outside of the small town I grew up in.  Not a huge farm, but to me it was the greatest place there was.  And holiday dinners with my Grandparents, Aunts and Uncles, and cousins were wonderful.  Great food, people who loved you, and a warm house.  Gathered around the TV, or playing games in the dining room.  Taking naps on the floor listening to the adults talk.  Voices of people who loved one another. 

 

Those were good times.

Pre-Holiday Retail Etiquette

Ah, it is that time of year once again where folks gather their dollars together and head out into the malls and shopping venues of the world ready to spend money that they might not really have to spend.  All to make themselves feel better, following the siren call of Madison Avenue telling them that they have to spend during this time of  year because it is that American Way.  Spend, spend, spend.

 

But my goal here is not to inspect and discuss finances.  My goal here is to show you the way not to be an asshat as you are shopping.  This should be an easy task, but some of you out there are making it a tad difficult.

 

Some tips.  If you run into friends in the stores, don’t stop in the middle of the aisle to talk about your lives.  Move out of the freaking way.  There are people who are trying to get by.  Kids helping you shop are cute.  When everyone has the time to stand and watch your precious one pick your grocery selections, but at holiday time no one has the time to do this.  Get moving, will you?  If you see someone working in an aisle, such as filling the shelves, don’t try to get as close to them as you possibly can.  They will be standing up at some point in time and need a modicum of room to do so.  If you are sitting in their back pocket when they do stand you will get moved.  And if you do, don’t get all pissy about it,  you shouldn’t have been there in the first place.

 

We keep talking about this, but even though it isn’t necessary to dress for shopping it would be nice if you left your ugly pajama bottoms at home.  Along with those ugly slippers. 

 

Just a few tips, I know that there will be more as we go. 

 

L8R.

The Dreaded Writers Block

Though I am not so sure whether it is writers block, or just not having the same levels of angst/anger/depression that I had prior to the introduction of zoloft to my system.  Rather Sertralin, not zoloft.  You get the idea.

And then there is the aspect of having our laptop baptized.

Either way, it has been a struggle for me to sit here and not just play FarmVille on FaceCrack.  I want to tell you stuff.  I want to tell you what it was like to watch my youngest daughter get ready for her first Homecoming dance.  The twinge I felt knowing that I never got to see my eldest getting ready for hers.  Or that I never got to see my sons leaving for theirs.

I want to tell you about the beer that I am making, and the new process that I am using.  I want to tell you about the batch that I muffed and bottled too early, and now I don’t know what it is going to taste like.

I want to tell you about the holiday beers that I have planned, and am really excited about brewing for Christmas, and New Years.

But I think that I have some corn that needs harvesting right now.

Namaste.

Retail Etiquette: Second Christmas

April 12th is Easter. For those of us in Retail is equates to a Second Christmas.

Yeah. A Second Christmas. Why? I have no clue, other than we want to sell you a whole bunch of things for your kids so that you can feel superior to your friends. Who also want to buy a bunch of things for their kids so that they can feel superior to you.

And it is all couched around Jesus of Nazareth raising from the dead after being crucified by the Romans.

Are you getting a fuzzy feeling here?

Anyway, with the madness that is going to be ensuing in the next couple of days I thought that it would be appropriate to go over some rules of the road. Retail etiquette as it were.

We have discussed this same subject in the past. As a matter of fact one of the folks who commented talked about Easter. But is seems that some of you have forgotten what we have discussed.

Such as:

When entering a store, keep walking. Do not stop right inside the door to organize your coupons, dig through your purse for something, start looking through the circular. Keep walking. It is an entry way, and others would like to enter.

Passing gas is a part of life. We all do it, no big deal. Until you rip one when I am right beside you stocking the shelves. That is just not cool.

There have been numerous discussions about not clogging up the aisles. Keep moving. The middle of the aisle is not the place to have a chat with your friends. Find someplace else to do that. There are other people who need to get through. Get out of their way.

I am sorry that prices are what they are, and I apologize that you have lost money from your retirement. It isn’t my fault. I didn’t do it. So don’t unload on me about it. I have to pay the same prices you do. Learn to economize. I have had to, so maybe you should also.

Waiting for the last minute to shop is so last year. The holidays come every freaking year. You can plan for them. There are numerous ways you can keep track of when they are coming up. If you are reading this, you obviously have a computer. Use the calendar that is on it. There are many calendar applications on the web that are free to use. Use one of them. It isn’t funny to be scurrying around just before the store closes. We want to go home too.

If you have not trained your husband/boyfriend/baby-daddy how to shop don’t send them to my store. Send them somewhere else. I don’t have the time, or the patience to deal with them. And cell phones don’t help, because they will be looking at what they think you want, I will walk up and inevitably will be handed the phone so that I can give them what you really want. I am not your personal shopper unless you want to pay me $30 an hour, with a 2 hour minimum up front.

Ok.

So there are a few things that you can work on over the next couple of days that will get you up to speed with the current Retail Etiquette. Any questions?

Keep them to yourself.

Yeah, I am holiday’d out

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Yeah, I am over the whole holiday thing. Can’t wait for this coming Sunday when I take down the tree, and put it back in the storage shed. That will be a good day.

The holidays are fine. I actually enjoyed them more this year for the first time in a long time. Why? Because I had the week of Christmas off. I didn’t have to go deal with the ugliness of retail right before the big day. That is what made the difference this year. I made beer, bottled beer. Made cookies, and fudge, and had just a great time with The Princess, and MLW.

But it now needs to end. I go back to work Saturday for an evening shift, have Sunday off to put Christmas back in storage, and the rest of the year starts.

Be safe this next week. Don’t drink and drive. Don’t let you kids drink and drive, and don’t let them ride with someone who has been drinking. Keep your family intact.

That is the reason for the season, dude.

namaste.

It is a wonderful life

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Just finished watching Frank Capra’s “It’s a Wonderful Life” with Jimmy Stewart, and Donna Reed. I love that movie, and like to watch it every holiday. It rings a chord in me.

And it makes me cry everytime. Everytime. If you haven’t seen it in awhile, you have to. It brings back a simpler time. One that I wish we would return to.

Namaste.

Merry Christmas

The day has arrived, the presents have been opened, everyone is happy.

I am perplexed by the reaction of The Princess to her gifts. I had thought that at 13 a girl was beyond toys. But it seems that I was wrong. The biggest exclamations came from something called “moon sand”, and a “meeba”. I have to say that I have no clue what this items are, but as I am typing this The Princess is playing with her “meeba”. With a bow pasted to her head.

I love my girls.

Merry Christmas, have a safe and sane holiday.

Namaste.

The best part of the holidays

MLW and The Princess were just out in the kitchen making cookies. The sound of them talking is balm to my soul. Just talking about nothing in particular. That sound is the absolute sound of home.

It takes me back to my home as I was growing up. The sound of people who love one another talking in the kitchen while making meals, or cookies, whatever. Talking about life, sharing with one another.

As much as this season gets to me, moments like this are what keep me sane.

Namaste.