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Paintballing by the numbers

A guy I used to work with owned a paint ball store. He, and his partner, sold all kinds of cool paint ball guns, and the accessories that go with them. I bought a really nice spyder from him for my youngest son.

Today though, I am thinking about doing some tactical paintball. Yeah. Take the gun to work and start sniping the folks that piss me off. No head shots. Just a solid chest hit when they do something stupid.

Of course we all know that that wouldn’t fly too well.

Shoot.

No pun intended.

Namaste.

let me tell you how to start a blog

So, I connected with a friend from high school recently. She was all like, “Dude, what have you been up to?”

And I was all like, “Chiquita, you do not have the time, the energy, and the synaptic responses required for me to go through all that stuff.”

And she was, “Cool, so what can you tell me about blogging?”

And I thought to myself, “Self? I think that instead of just going about this in a vague way, why don’t we specify what someone should do to get into this blogging thing.”

And I know that you are thinking that, MYGOD, pretty much everyone, and anyone has said the same crappola a billion times. Why do I think that I can do it better?

Because I can, Bee-yotches. Sit yerselves down and pay attention.

The first thing you have to do is to figure out why you might want to blog. Do have something unique to add to the world out there? Of course you do. But are you willing to let anyone who wants, read what your unique vision is? And are you willing for them to comment on it?

If you aren’t, then you do not want to blog. Everything put out on the web is there forever. Don’t freak out about , deal with it. If you don’t want someone to read something that could be offensive to them, keep writing in your diaries that you hide in a drawer that you secretly hope that someone will find one day. How much more victorian can you get?

If you decide that you are going to blog, what the heck are you going to blog about? Politics? Your life? A hobby? Whatever. If you are looking to make some money off of a blog you should be looking for something that a whole heck of a lot of people are interested in. In making blog cash, it is all about the traffic. If you are just wanting to vent your spleen, then do so at random. There are a whole lot of us out there.

So, We have covered:

1. Do you really want to blog? Really?

2. What the heck do you want to blog about, already?

Simple questions, that do not have simple answers. When you have your decisions stop by and we will talk about where you can start your blogging adventure.

Namaste.

The year of gaining traffic

This is going to be the year where I build my traffic. This is the year where I acquire many, many back links.

And if you are a nice person visiting, would you mind linking back to this blog,and I will be very happy to reciprocate. Thanks,

Where was I? This is the year where my weekly visitors will equal the largest amount that visited just prior to the November elections when we were discussing Medical Marijuana, or proposal #1 in Michigan.

And that was one hell of a sentence, wasn’t it?

Amazing. This is the year.

namaste.

A Dragon Coupon Code Just For You

I am making my list Christmas Wish List. Updating it, actually, to include Dragon Naturally Speaking. I want this. I want this bad. If you take a look at the videos that I embedded above you can see why. My favorite on is where you can be away from your computer, talk into the Logitech Headset, and have your computer do all of the typing.

I hate being tethered to either my desktop, or my laptop. Makes me crazy. I find myself typing something, and then wandering around for awhile, coming back, editing (yes, I do edit at times), and continuing on with my thoughts. Having the ability to compose on the fly would make my life that much easier. And your reading enjoyment that much more.

So here is my list.

1. Personal SEO coach.

2. Dragon Naturally Speaking

3. New design. A personalized one. Call me before you buy this, I have a few ideas.

4. A new computer.

5. A new laptop.

6. An actual copy of XP that isn’t cobbled together with spit, and bubble gum.

7. The time to study with the SEO coach.

8. Finish my office space.

9. Finish the deck so that I can use that as office space in the summer.

10. A new pair of socks.

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And to make your buying of Dragon Naturally Speaking that much easier here are some coupon codes for you to use:

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So Santa, hows about helping a guy out? I have been reasonably good this year. I think. I mean, we could sit down over a homebrew and discuss any concerns that you might have over my behavior this past year. I am sure we could come to a meeting of the minds over any disparities.

Namaste.

Out on the mean streets

It has been absolutely frigid here in the Mid-Atlantic states the past few days.  Combine the cold with people rushing around trying to get their shopping for Christmas completed, office parties, and the usual freakazoids driving around you have a pretty toxic mix.  And who do we expect to be there to clean up the messes when they happen?  The Police, and the Ambulance crews.  Because it is their job.

And let me tell you how much I appreciate them doing the job that they do in all kinds of weather.  Wet, dry, hot, cold.  It doesn’t matter, because they are there.  So, with it being the season, how about giving the EMT, or the Policeperson on your list something that looks good while keep them warm?  Take a look at the 5.11 Jackets from Lapolicegear.  Free shipping, a free mug, and a free flashlight with a purchase over $179.99.  You gotta like all of those stocking stuffers.

Check em out.

Namaste.

Watch out, Bambi

In the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania it is that time again. Deer hunting season. The official gun season starts at day break on Monday, December 1st.

Lots of folks, men and women, are getting their gear together and heading out for hunting camps, or hotel rooms so that when day break hits they can hopefully be one of the lucky ones to get that huge buck.

The day after Thanksgiving there was a Nikon Black Friday Promo on their website. If you missed it there are still a bunch of deals out there on scopes, binoculars, rangefinders and more. You can even get an additional $20 off the popular ATB binoculars.

Check out the website for some great deals. If you already have your gear for hunting season, there are a number of great Christmas ideas for the hunter on your list.

Namaste.

Here are some Nutrisystem Coupons

There are a thousand different ways to lose weight. One way is to move your butt more than what you are currently doing. Walk the dog, go to the gym, ride a bike, anything that involves moving your body more. The second is to decrease the amount of calories that you are taking in.

Both ways are easier said than done. Ask me, a life long dieter with the will power of a gnat. MLW has will power of iron. Once she makes up her mind, that is it for her. Me? Not so much. Which is why we have looked into Nurtisystems for me. If I know that I can only eat x, then I will only eat x. I am so much like a kid it isn’t funny. Give me too many options, and I am all over them like white on rice.

So we are looking into Nutrisystems, what it all entails, and what it is going to cost us. Enter some Nutrisystem coupons we found at an online coupons site. Using one of the coupons offered, I can save 10% off of my food, and get free delivery. Or I can choose 3 weeks of free food when I order 3 months up front. That is worth alot in these times of tight money.

Coupons are the way to go, and there are coupons out there for pretty much any product or service you are interested in. Take a look.

Namaste.

So what is your favorite brand?

Branding. It is an important part of a website, and blogging.

Finding your voice, and your subject matter is what branding is. Sounds pretty simple, doesn’t it?

It isn’t simple. For a social network blog such as this, branding can be darn near impossible. Just look at the title: “The Things in my Head go ‘Round and ‘Round.” That pretty much tells you that you aren’t going to be able to predict what I am going to say.

Other than it will be off the wall. And controversial. Sometimes.

But I have been thinking about branding lately. What it could mean to me in the way of traffic, and in the way of potential income. And I think that I will keep things just the way that they are right now. disjointed.

What say you?

Web hosting so easy…

Yes, I went there. web hosting so easy, even a cave man could do it.

And those cave men are getting on my last nerve. That being said, I have talked about looking for, and finding a web host that takes care of your web needs before. And some of you didn’t get the message.

There are seemingly a million places who want your web hosting business. Some good, and some not so good. How the heck do you tell the difference? Do you go by word of mouth? This person might have a good experience with one hosting firm, and the next could end up having a train wreck of an experience.

Train wreck. I like that expression. And it does describe what it is like when you are having a less than positive experience with a company.

Webhostinggeeks.com are not like that. When you go to their site you are given reviews of some of the more popular web hosting companies. They also have a “Best Of” section such as Best Budget Hosting, along with a slew of other pages where you can learn how to monetize, what host is the best for you, and basic web hosting information.

This is a great service. Now go out there and use it.

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Namaste.

The heat is on

It is rather amusing what with snow in the forecast for tonight that I should be talking about car air conditioning. But this is the time of year when I start making plans about what repairs I will be making on The Red Beast. My truck is 14 years old, and every year I make repairs on it to keep it running right. This year I am going to be looking at the clutch, and the ac system. Specifically the A/C compressor. I could not survive in the humid wasteland that is Pennsylvania in the summer without a correctly working air conditioning system. It just would not happen.

So I looked up 1airconditioning dot com, and have ordered the parts my mechanic is going to need to get me on the cool side. Make the plans now, so that you have what you need when you need it.

Namaste.