There is no way to pass out gracefully.  No way possible.  Especially when you of the larger person variety.  And especially if you happen to be in a store at the time your body says that it is time to now shut down.  The clerks act all nice and sympathetic….

“Are you alright?”

“Can I get you a glass of water?”

“Are you with someone?”

But in reality they are thinks….

“Oh hell NO!  You had best not fall on me!”

You see, for the past couple of days I have been involved in tinkering around the house, drinking excessive amounts of coffee, and doing a lot of research on the web.  I hadn’t thought much about eating anything.  I was full of coffee, and caffeine so why did I need to add food into the mix.  It just didn’t fit into what I had going on at the time.

And so……..

I must say that I did liven up the store I was in at the time.  They were especially happy to see me leave…..