Yes, I think that I am truly one lucky SOB.  Why, you might ask?  Because in the time that I have owned cellular phones I have only damaged one of them.  That would be 1 in 20 years.  I think  that that entitles me to believe that I am truly one lucky SOB.

I have friends who have not been so fortunate.  They have dropped their phones, cracking the screens.

Their phones have been dropped in the sink, the toilet, the pool, a drink, and even in the ocean.

Phones have been left behind in restaurants, bars, other friends houses, taxis, and have been stolen.

And the craziest part of this is that multiples of the above examples have happened to individual friends.  In  other words, the same person has lost their phone, dropped it and cracked the screen, had it stolen, and also dropped it in water.

But not this guy.

One phone in 20 years.  Either that makes me a genius, or makes me a nerd….can’t figure out which one.