Six hours of sleep, and then 11 hours of driving.
It is definitely tourist season in Florida. The packed down vans, trucks, trailers, and the like are just clogging up the highway.
Being as quirky as I am I have my rituals that I go through on every trip.
Gotta have my coffee. And cigars. At some point in time I will pick up either two packs of crackers, or two corn dogs.
Has to be two. If I only get one, then I am going to to want another one. If I get three I am going to eat the third one whether I want it or not.
I have the will power of a two year old.
My weirdest ritual is always done as I get closer to home. I count down the miles usually around 100 miles out.
By five, first then each mile after I get below 20 miles.
Those weird things you do to keep your mind occupied while driving….
2 comments
Comment by Anonymous on July 21, 2018 at 9:50 pm
Please, please post a meme that will convey a visual depiction of the phrase “i have the will power of a two year old.” I have already imagined in my head what this would look like.
Comment by Anonymous on August 13, 2018 at 8:31 pm
I was surfing the inter-web today and I came across a picture of Chuck Norris with a witty quip about accomplishing a nearly impossible task. What would you call something like that?