Malaysia.

Taiwan.

China.

Russia.

United Kingdom.

India.

Netherlands.

Really?  I am thankful for every hit I get on this website, but China?  Without sounding stupid, do they even understand my references?  I have no idea how many households have computers.  I don’t know if it is students who are reading my stuff…if it is, I wonder if they are amazed at my lack of sophistication…..or maybe it is the Chinese Secret Police.  Looking for a way to take us over…like buying most of our high-end real estate and loaning us billions of dollars isn’t already enough.

And then you have Taiwan.  Again, what the hell?

I can understand Russia…enough vodka and pretty much anyone is amusing.  I just hope they are drinking the good stuff.  And that is me being snobby about vodka.  I tend to like grain as opposed to potato vodka.  But then, I live here in the US where we are touting the boutique vodkas…Skyy, Pinnacle, Stoli, Grey Goose, Absolut, Three Olives, Van Gogh and the like.  Me, not a fan.

Malaysia has me puzzled.  Of what interest would I have to someone in Malaysia?  I got nuthin’.

The point being that I am not only nationwide….I am worldwide.  Go figure.

I celebrity in my own mind……